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Just a little something to get us all in the holiday spirit – especially if you are a parent!

Christmas Cheer (An alternative Christmas Song to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer,

Santa’s on his way.

The turkey’s done, I need some rum,

To live through Christmas day, hey!

 

Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer,

Santa’s on his way.

The turkey’s done, I need some rum,

To live through Christmas day.

 

Christmas jumpers on,

Queenie’s on the box.

Grandpa’s snoring loud,

And dad hates his socks,

 

House looks like a mess,

Kids are high as kites,

Someone turn those damn toys off, or they might not last the night!

 

Oh!

Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer,

Santa’s on his way.

The turkey’s done, I need some rum,

To live through Christmas day. Hey!

 

Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer,

Santa’s on his way.

The turkey’s done, I need some rum,

To live through Christmas day.

 

Presents all around,

Wine is running low,

Toddler can’t be found,

Just three hours to go!

 

Time for fun and games,

All seated round the tree.

Who’d have thought that Buckeroo! would end in World War Three!

 

Oh!

Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer,

Santa’s on his way.

The turkey’s done, I need some rum,

To live through Christmas day. Hey!

 

Christmas cheer, Christmas cheer,

Santa’s run away.

Next year’s clear, for festive cheer,

I’ll take a holiday!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!! 

Reindeer

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